A Republican called in to the show today and he was going on about the usual delusional things Republicans say these days. He has a secret e-mail that proves that Saddam did have a connection to al-Qaeda. The 9/11 Commission looked at over 2 million documents and talked to over 1,000 people who work in our government and experts in the field, and concluded there was no tie between Iraq and al-Qaeda – but this guy’s e-mail knows better than the 9/11 Commission.

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Then it struck us. Republicans are beginning to sound like delusional Michael Jackson fans. Michael didn’t do it. All the evidence was fixed. The prosecutors were out to get him. The kid who could describe Michael’s penis in painful detail (the same one he paid $20 million to) was lying.

 

Saddam planned 9/11. He was in cahoots with al-Qaeda. There are weapons of mass destruction – in

Syria and Russia (he actually said this – so that’s where the Russians got all those weapons). It’s na??'?ve to think the US constitution could protect us. We have to give away some of our rights to be protected from the terrorists.

 

I thought these guys were drinking the Kool-Aid. But I now realize they’re drinking the “Jesus Juice” Michael was feeding the kids he wanted to feel up. You figure the Republicans still supporting this administration have to be high on something. Then I thought about what Rove has been feeding them and I don’t know why we didn’t make the connection before – it’s gotta be the Jesus Juice!

 

Most people saw the fans supporting Michael Jackson throughout his trial and cheering for him outside the courthouse as an embarrassment. That’s how most of the country and the rest of the world are beginning to see Bush supporters. The party is over and these guys keep going back up to Neverland.

 

No matter how much evidence you put in front of them, they will not waver. They love Bush, right or wrong. A little thing like an unjustified invasion or spying on Americans isn’t going to shake their faith. Take another swig of the Jesus Juice and everything will be fine.

 

Ignored Hurricane Katrina victims. No problem, pass the Jesus Juice. Ignored the constitution and did warrantless searches of American citizens. No problem, pass the Jesus Juice. Passed more tax cuts in the middle of an out of control, record deficit. No problem, pass the Jesus Juice. Never caught Osama and isn’t even trying. No problem, pass the Jesus Juice.

 

Remember as Nixon was being pushed out the door in lieu of impeachment, 25% of Americans still supported him. You just can’t shake some people, no matter how overwhelming the evidence. Michael just loves kids. OJ didn’t do it. Nixon meant well. And Bush is just trying to protect us. Pass the Jesus Juice.

 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/huffpost/20051230/...wN5bnN1YmNhdA--

 

This guy obviously has no idea what he is talking about. he is just talkinga nd talking hoping that anyone who gives a shit about politics did not watch the MJ trial closely because if they did, they'd know this is full of shit.

 

For one that kid described a penis. He didnt describe michaels and nothing even matched up. BAM

and here is the picture that that chandler kid drew

 

LOL these people are so retarded.

Edited December 30, 200520 yr by Josh

 

Oh my God... this is insane. This is f____g INSANE!!

 

Holy stars, how can anybody be so delusional? That is CRAZY. Full of shit and crazy.

 

I.... ARGH! I'm sorry, I can't articulate right now how indignant that article has made me. I want to go attack a brick wall or something, people are so stupid. Why are there so many stupid people in this world?

 

My God.

i read this article earlier its pretty damn insane in fact in just shows how stupid people are in this world

I read that earlier. It's so stupid. These people have no idea what they're going on about LMAO