HAHA, the cat rules are so funny...thats how it is in my house, thats for sure, LOL

AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF while clumsily slicing

vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while

you chop away.

 

LMAO!! this i thought was the funniest. lololol

LMAO these are hillarious

Have you ever wondered how much trouble one little word can cause?Think about it,like what's up with the word up? It means toward the sky or at the top of the list,but why do we wake up in the morning? In school why does the topic come up?Why do I have to read up on the civil war? Why is it up to me to do my homework? I talked to my mom about this one Sunday morning and she said,

"I see what you mean.I was just reading that the mayor is up for election. When I get to work,I have to write up a report." Then,that's when I told her We call up our friends,we warm up the leftovers,we clean up the kitchen,we lock up the house,I hate getting dressed up,we open up a drain that is stopped up,and it clouds up;then clears up. My mom laughed and said,

"You sound really fed up,or mixed up?" To be honest,I looked up the the word up in the Webster's Dictionary,and it took up a whole colum! I'm about to lose it!I asked my mom if we should speak up,but she told me,

"Don't you go and stir up trouble,you don't want to wind up with a bigeer problem do you?" Well she was right,but gosh all this thinking has really gotten me really mixed up.

Good one, hun!!

LOL thts so funny and sweet

The sun woke up Rob early in the morning. It was so good to be back in the small Ohio town where he grew up.He was eager to spend some time with his 87-year-old grandfather in the family's cabin at Lagoon Lake,so he hopped out of bed. Grandfather was just begining to to cook breakfast.

"Yum! I smell bacon and eggs!" Rob said. As Rob held out his plate to be served breakfast,he saw a film-like substance on his plate.

" Is this plate clean?" he asked his grandfather.

"That plate is as clean as cold water can get it.Go on and finish your meal." His grandfather said.

That afternoon,while eating burgers for lunch,Rob saw tiny specks all around the edge of the plate. It looked like there was dried egg on his plate too.

" Are you sure this platet is clean?" Rob asked. With out his grandfather looking up from his burger his grandfather said,

" I told you that's as clean as cold water can get it.Now don't ask me about it anymore!"

Later that afternoon,as Rob was on his way out to get the newpaper,the dog started to growl. The old dog wouldn't let Rob through the door.

"Grandfather,your old dog won't let me out," Rob complained.Without lookin away from the football game on TV grandfather shouted,

"Come here Coldwater,come here boy!"

awww link ya so sweet chick

HAHAHA!! Ewwwww!!

hmmm LOL runs out of thread after rosh

LOL those were pretty funny but i hated that stupid link that michaeljacksonfan18 posted

http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/zoeken.html

 

( dont have your speakers up full blast when clicking this link )

 

   

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Thanx 4 that.... I almost died of a heart attack. LOL

~*MeGaN*~

OK. Here's my joke and I've been learning it since I was in 1st or 2nd grade. Here it goes:

 

 

Q:Why does an elephant sit on a marshmallow?

 

 

A: So he won't fall off into a hot chocolate!!!

 

 

What do you think about that?

I've got one...one of my brothers told it to me.

How far will a dog run into the woods?

Halfways. The dog will run halfways throught the wood and then come run back out.

Edited June 19, 200520 yr by Neverlandschild

Here is a story about something my grandfather did.

I was laying on the floor watching SpongBob Squarpants when my grandfather picked up his cell phone. I knew exactly what he was going to do but I waited and just let him talk about all the stupid things I do,then he said:

"Why doesn't this thing want to work?" I busted out into laughter when he saw the remote in my hands and told me to give it to him.That's when I said,

" I may do stupid things but atleast I don't try to change the channel with my cell phone."

Your Grand dad is funny LMAO

 

Here's my lil' collection of statements:

 

-Don't ever watch TV without plugging the plug.

-Don't brush your teeth while you're eating.

-If you see a dog or a snake that wants to bite you, stand still and let it bite. Because if you run, it'll bite you anyway.

-Don't ask me who you are, ask your mom!

-A person who is 90 years old lives longer than the 60 year old one.

-If when you're near the person you love, you feel that time is flying by, and when that person is not around you feel like it's running too slow...then you should buy a new watch.

-I have 3 things to say. The 1st thing, well, I can't tell you, the 2nd thing, everybody knows, and the 3rd thing, is of course the conlcusion of matter 1 and 2.

-It's better to be dumb and have no knowledge than to have knowledge but still dumb (huh???)

-You look best in the group when you're standing alone

-Will the absents please raise your hands?!

-Son : It's 2 o'clock dad, wake up, it's time for your sleeping pills

-Open your eyes wide up and listen!

-I don't know why I know, but I know why I don't know, so if I know or don't know, I still have to know that I don't know a thing! How 'bout you? Do you know why I don't know, or do you not know why I know that I don't know?

-Ladies and gentlemen, may we report that we have nothing to report. The report will get to you as soon as we have something to report. And will the reported ones report to the people who haven't been reported. Our reports end here.

-Parrots can speak human language, but humans can't speak parrot's language...sad thing

-Which part is women's hair the curliest?

Africa!

-If you see a black cat walking by, that means it's going somewhere

-Time flies doesn't it! You were only 18 last year, and now you're already 19

:)

haha, those are great Marlboro...