this man is just don't know to respect oters

i just hate him he has no life

 

"Ass Like That"

 

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The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing

 

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing

 

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer

She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I

Think someones at the door

But I don't think I'm gonna answer

Police saying "freeze"

Doing, doing, doing

What do you mean freeze?

Please, I'm a human being, I have needs

I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing

I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer

I'm already on my knees

I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me

And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee

Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go

Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd

If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive

For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet

I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

 

[Chorus]

 

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'

Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that

Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes

Doing, doing, doing

 

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome

Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums

I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn

Police saying "freeze"

Doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?

Geez, I just got my seat

I have ticket, look, I put away my zipper zipped

Please do not remove me from this movie theater please

I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene

I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene

And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG

Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney

I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free

Free, yes, free, right back on the streets

What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?

I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man

And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

 

[Chorus]

 

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so

I ain't never seen a butt like that

Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing

 

The way she moves she dances like a go-go

In that video she sings get out your bozo

I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo

Police saying "freeze"

Doing, doing, doing

What do you mean freeze?

My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch

I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these

Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this

Nobody is safe from me, no not even meI don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee

On the radio, but I think I did

Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd

I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick

Get to the chopper, everybody get out

I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

 

[Chorus]

 

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?

I ain't never seen an ass like that

Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing

 

Fvck is wrong with you? (ha!)

Edited May 21, 200521 yr by mjjangel

I think Eminem has some serious problemes...

Sheesh, his insults are getting old already...he's ridden off his controversy for too long that is so disrespectful, to all the people mentioned in there...objectifying everyone and such...and of course the thing about MJ is so uncalled for...can't these people get it that this is his life that's on the line?

i got one word to say to him: stupid-idiot

im not really that bothered by this. eminem is jus a silly person who has 2 insult ppl 2 make a record. i wouldnt get worked up about this, thats all he wants

LOL exactly... thats how he gets all the attention...sheesh

Yes, he should do somehting NEW now! (Maybe some good music, if he is can...but I doubt that!)

I can't believe that,at first I thought that Slim Shady was cool but not anymore.

Yeah, he was the cool thing, but now hes just overdoing it...

overdoing it LOL and doin my head in

Yeah, but one thing I have noticed in general, is that the whole "Michael Bashing" thing is getting less cool Never thought it would be so, but it seems that people are getting tired of it. I dunno, correct me if I'm wrong, but has anyone else noticed this?

has noticed it big time MJ should be left alone there is nothing wrong with him

Well, this is supposed to be his last album anyway, so y'all won't have to worry about him much longer. I just saw the video last night, and I loved it, partly because I like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, and the Crank Yankers touch was funny, too. Eminem is actually one of my favorite artists. The MJ and Janet bashing does not bother me at all; in fact, I actually chuckle when the "Jesus Juice" line comes up. It's all entertainment, people. MJ is not a special case if you think about it, because Eminem has been putting all kinds of celebrities in his lyrics and talks about them. I enjoy Slim Shady's candor and humor.

 

I honestly think that most MJ fans need to just not let Eminem get under their skin so much....

it may make us chuckle but it might hurt MJ when he finds out

Never like Enimem.

He made himself look like an idiot.

he's so disrespectful. it's a sheme he act that way

Damn! That funny guy, he should be on Ice for being so cool, looks like his eight-year old mind has made up some insults, LOL, hope he makes age nine someday and do some songs about something someone cares.

Damn! That funny guy, he should be on Ice for being so cool, looks like his eight-year old mind has made up some insults, LOL, hope he makes age nine someday and do some songs about something someone cares.

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your right

Well, this is supposed to be his last album anyway, so y'all won't have to worry about him much longer. I just saw the video last night, and I loved it, partly because I like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, and the Crank Yankers touch was funny, too. Eminem is actually one of my favorite artists. The MJ and Janet bashing does not bother me at all; in fact, I actually chuckle when the "Jesus Juice" line comes up. It's all entertainment, people. MJ is not a special case if you think about it, because Eminem has been putting all kinds of celebrities in his lyrics and talks about them. I enjoy Slim Shady's candor and humor.

 

I honestly think that most MJ fans need to just not let Eminem get under their skin so much....

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Agreed, but considering the situation MJ is in now it is kind of out of order. If it was about the 93 allegations i wouldnt mind because there done and under the carpet. But the man might be losing his life so I tend to take that into consideration. I thought just lose it was hilarious at first but then i realized the situation. Eminems last couple of albums were sh*t, but the first two were sick, but he hasnt done anything new thats why its dead.

Agreed, but considering the situation MJ is in now it is kind of out of order. If it was about the 93 allegations i wouldnt mind because there done and under the carpet. But the man might be losing his life so I tend to take that into consideration. I thought just lose it was hilarious at first but then i realized the situation. Eminems last couple of albums were sh*t, but the first two were sick, but he hasnt done anything new thats why its dead.

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he has to change his behaver or he will lose his fan base

cos people got tried of him mocking other artis who are a better artist than he could ever be

I don't think Eminem has that huge of a fan base anymore. All his crap is the same and sounds the same and is always about the same crap. Nothing ever new.

 

Making fun of others is only popular for a bit before you offend everyone and make no one like you. I used to like him actually until he started to make fun of MJ. He said "i only attack people who attack me first" or something close to that... and he is full of !BEEP! because Michael never attacked anyone and never would.

exactly MJ is my baby LOL is wouldn't attack anyone Eminem has a massive screw loose in his brains to make fun of my baby and now his sister grrrrrr mean mean mean mean

exactly MJ is my baby LOL is wouldn't attack anyone Eminem has a massive screw loose in his brains to make fun of my baby and now his sister grrrrrr mean mean mean mean

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rour right guys

MJ is INNOCENT Eminem should just leave him alone ain't the guy goin through enough