Bobo

In our Scottish news rag - the 'daily record', we had the headline in our entertainment section 'self proclaimed king of pop to play Hampden Park', after my danone actimel drink nearly came back up down my nose I realised it was Robbie Williams they were talking about!!!!! Since when was that git King Of Pop? King Of Pies more like.

What does it sound like on the victory tour? I thought Billie Jean sounded best live on the victory tour, as did Human Nature and Off The Wall. So what did Wanna Be Startin Something sound like? Does it have crappy synthesized 80's bass line sounds ala Shake Your Body from the same tour?

Thriller. The clothes, the music, the moves, the hype. Retro MJ all the way.

Westlife.... Another plastic pop creation that the UK music industry seems to pride itself on churning out year in year out. 'Queer eye for the straight guy'?, funny that as one of them is gay. That pretty boy look is terrible. I'd rather see MJ do something with Shane MacGowan, now there's a real Irish singer....check him out kids, or the Pogues.....bloody marvellous band.

The Bad Tour was 'live' though, if you know what I mean. It had the best setlist (European and US leg), best singing performance, best musicians and featured MJ when he looked at his best, apart from the 1984/85 era. If I were to rate most live tours in order including the Jacksons: 1. Bad Tour 2. Dangerous Tour 3. Victory Tour 4. HIStory Tour 5. Triumph Tour 6. Destiny Tour

Defo agree there with ye. Vinyl is better to EQ on a stereo than CD. Digital sound is to compressed and static sometimes. Example, Billie Jean on Special Edition Thriller is too digitised and hissy on the hi hats, and the bass drum sound has too much bottom end. Its been compressed and normalised so much that you struggle to get a happy medium in a club environment. The vinyl version of Billie Jean is like an old analogue tape, very smooth and warm sounding, lush, the drum sounds are totally different. Maybe Im being a bit of an anorak, but I say bring back vinyl. This remastering crap is always mince. This is the gospel according to Bobo.

Ah come on, The Sun is OK, the guy who writes the Bizzare page is a tit man. Page 3 aint bad on some days too. Can you taste the sarcasm?

I prefer the actual vinyl albums, sound lots more warmer than CD's. Got Thriller in mint condition too....we never had bonus tracks in my day!

Utter filth. Nothing wrong with a spin with an older bird but marrying one?.....nah.

He was in the pub last night with me and the lads, watching the football. We hurled abuse at the teams, throwing dry roasted peanuts at the screen whilst sampling the delights of the bar taps on offer. I wish..........

I seen a durex machine in Ireland last week, in the gents, with some marker pen message on the side saying... 'for refund please insert baby here'......couldnt stop laughing for ages, my sides were sore.

How ironic!

As much as I love the Irish, those eejits are total plonkers. Michael, avoid them like the plague big man.

Janet Jackson?............meh. In everybody's honest opinion, would she have even been successful had she not been a Jackson? To be honest I dont think so, dont get me wrong she has some belter tunes and she is very good looking, great dancer etc, but in the early days....nah man. Gimmie Rebbie any day!

Ah, you English and your cricket, I never understand the attraction to it. Well done anyway, at least you're good at something