Bobo

Lock up your daughters indeed

'There She Goes' - The La's

Did I say that?

You started it, dont encourage me. By the way, that photo is well mad, though disturbing.

Ha ha, Nothing wrong with a bit of filth now and again. I keep a selection of mansize tissues nearby, mostly for hayfever purposes but just incase I get carried away with the baby oil. What colour of shoe polish is best, Black, Burgundy or chestnut?

Aye I agree with the shoe polish, never tried it. I think my legs would look good covered in shoe polish, especially the calf muscles and thighs. That and the speedo's. Baby oil is the way to go though, smells nice and no mess, I would reccommend a towel on standby though.

'Love Will Tear Us Apart' - Joy Division

Not been in a relationship for nearly over a year, though there has been a few moments of hows yer father since, which suits me fine, no hassle, no commitments. Bottom line is, be careful who you choose to be with if you're gonna be serious, they must feel the same way from day one. No point in a one sided scenario. Takes balls to go the distance like, the thought of the ball and chain freaks me out. There's still a girl out there to tame me!

I've had the good fortune of being a full time musician, doing something you enjoy and getting paid for it is great. I'd love to write a short story or something though, I'm not sure what genre I'd choose, probably sex drugs and rock 'n roll to some extent.

Josh man, you never lose it, stud muffin? aint heard that one in a while. Quality mate. Just stick on Stayin Alive, grab the baby oil and strut in front of the mirror, always cheers me up when I'm in doubt.

Found some photos from Wembley, July 15th 1997. Give me a bit and I'll see about putting them up, if anyone's interested. They are not close up but show you the whole crowd from back of Wembley where the bar was, rammed it was, rammed.

Don't believe in them no. All together now 'I alway's feel like, somebody's watchin me'! Kinda disappointed I have not had any encounters with the faithful departed. Hopefully one day, preferably female.

Depp was great in 'Blow'...terrific performance. If I was a bird I'd fancy him

Most annoying thing is drinking in a beer garden at a pub and your eyes start watering and you get uncontrolable sneezing, or if your out and about town. once you get that scent of freshly cut grass, panic, you're in trouble boyo!

It's an annual festival that happens every year in England at the end of June, runs for three days. Has all the biggest bands around playing including some not so good. Loads of different genres of music played on many different stages. In the 70's and probably still is, was all about peace, love, drugs and casual sex....brilliant if you ask me. Ultimate hippy commune. MJ would headline the main stage. Its not happening next year though, cant remember why, so next one is 2007.

'I Predict A Riot' by The Kaiser Chiefs. Earlier it was 'Spanish Flea' by tijuana brass......now cue the Benny Hill theme tune, I feel like chasing some nurses about the place!!!!!!!!

The original was ace. Like the magic roundabout, was all based on a massive trip! Gene Wilder is a legend.

Would'nt say old fashioned no, Central area is cool, Glasgow/Edinburgh sort of area's. Its just the further north you go the funnier it becomes. Some area's in England I've been to are quite backward. Got a soft spot for Manchester, Leeds, Sheffield and London, always had a great night out there. Sorry I'm straying from the topic subject here.

Aye there's that, or the usual Braveheart thing....Mel Gibson, never heard a Scottish accent as bad as that, ever. I'm surprised he didn't recruit Danny Glover as Robert The Bruce, you can tell I'm not a fan of that film.

Glasgow is quite a distance from Inverness, once you stray over the hills into the highlands it's apache country. Trust me, some areas are behind with the times, you ever seen The Wicker Man film?, I'm surprised anyone would want to come to Scotland after watching it.

Is that a fact, you got it too? Well can I suggest something...get yourself down to the store and get yourself some mansize tissues, life savers I'm tellin ye, life savers. Especially the ones with the honeysuckle balm.

You're from America, be thankful you don't know who Liam Gallagher is! Tell you one thing, he's MAD FER IT! I may consider a one off exclusive, you offerin money?

bobo_8986, I think, spot the technophobe!

I have Yahoo Messenger I think..................................yes I do.

Number one in the charts in Inverness would probably be Peter Gabriel, 'Sledgehammer' at the moment, thank God I'm near Glasgow!