Bobo

Flip flops are a nightmare, especially when the tops of your feet are a bit sunburnt. Good for killing continental insects though. This year I intend to catch one of those spanish lizards!

A: Rock 'n Roll Star (Oasis) Q: Why? (Annie Lennox)

Oh I'd say it is, best of both worlds, burning the candle at both ends. I'd get tired of that, having two people of a different sex on the go at the same time, I love a challenge aswell.

Thriller I love the retro look.

I cant help feeling disappointed by that! Thanks for the info on that J5 song, much appreciated.

Whats that song by The Jackson 5 on the Moonwalker footage before 'Who's Loving You', when he's singing about his 'heart's as big as texas'? I quite like it. Answers on a used toilet roll please, or I'll accept answers written in red lipstick on a mirror! Shame on me for not knowing.

Nah it was me cousins suspenders and the speedo trunks that done it for her Id say, that and the corset.

Mine's was full of nervous giggles, not from me like, even though it was behind a garden shed on a compost heap, it was still great. I have fond memories of strawberry lip gloss!

A: The Lady In My Life (Michael Jackson) Q: Was It Something I Said? (The La's)

Yet again, another situation where the presence of a mansize tissue is needed.

Oh I seriously doubt he could. He's a superhero anyway, without the shirt.

Hows mine better? Well, once I put on my shirt and hold aloft my magic mansize tissue and say, 'by the power of greyskull', I become Bobo, the most powerful man in the universe. Thats how its better.

He's the only person in the world that can pull off black trousers, white socks and black shoes! My shirt is better!

Q: How Could You? [Mario] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A: Love Is The Law (Seahorses) Q: How Do You Sleep? (The Stone Roses)

Nothing if he's stealing my dress sense. He's got enough shirts of his own, no need to copy me MJ. You wouldnt see me bouncin about town in a blue windbreaker and gold slacks!

You sayin I'm Michael Jackson like? There's only one Bobo!

I have a shirt like that!

No greatest hits albums do well do they? Only ABBA and the Beatles one's sell pretty well. Michael has to go back to basics with the next release. No million dollar budget production, it sounds too clean and static that way. If he does choose to go back to live instruments eg, Off The Wall/Thriller/Bad he is on to a winner. I will personally go round his gaff and smash up every synth and computer program he used on Invincible if he don't. His new stuff is obviously going to be a global smash, I have no doubt in that.

Compost heap, 1994, Arsenal had just beaten Parma in the Cup Winners Cup Final.

I'll pretend you didn't say that.

Thats being a bit greedy no?

MJ dressed in Adidas originals, that could work.

Q : Who Is It? (Michael Jackson) A : The Boy With The Thorn In His Side (The Smiths) Do I carry on now,.... no? Well I'm going to anyway. Q : Whos That Girl? (Eurythmics)

I don't mind the company of gay blokes, great laugh, it's just when some of them get drunk and the hands start to wander a bit I cant tolerate!

I know what side my bread is buttered on, the non gay side like. Was taken to a gay bar once, it was fun being the token straight guy, I couldnt help feeling a little rejected though as no-one came on to me.