Bobo

I bought 'Yellow' when it came out in 2000, before they were massive. I liked them back then, and 'Rush Of Blood' was a good album. They tend to churn out the same one pace stuff though, seen them at Oxegen Festival in Ireland a couple of years ago, brilliant. Although I had been on the Guinness all day.

Nah, you dont feel it, doesnt hurt. Gives you some buzz though. Thats why my legs nearly stopped working when I started to play Billie Jean, thank God for the amp behind me is all I can say. I wouldnt go overboard with it though, a few is all you need to lose any sense of direction. I must try to do a full gig blitzed on that stuff....would be entertaining......for the crowd.

Grolschlager aint the same as Grolsch...the actual beer. Although I dont think Im pronouncing it correctly. Its that mad spirit with tiny bits of foil that make very small cuts in your tongue or throat so the alcohol can get into your bloodstream faster...instant hit and damn good. If its wet I'll drink it.

Was a good one, what I remember of it. Didnt want to make an arse of myself on stage. Was surprised the people in the bar were so up for it, its quite an alternative/indie gaff. Sambuca is lethal, but we had some of that grolschlager stuff or whatever its called, ever tried it?, I'm hooked on it now.

We done a cover in a bar of 'Billie Jean' acoustic, I was only in for a few jars one night last week and got dragged up on stage with my mates band. Everyone was expecting The Libertines or Oasis, the usual....everybody (especially the birds) were grooving about to BJ, place kicked off big time. The Sambuca kicked in half way through the guitar solo. Thank God I had someone's guitar amp to lean against. I'm sorry, this seems off topic and totally random but thought it should be shared.

Who he?

How good is Richard Pryor?, some of the stuff he got away with back in the day was ace, no holding back, thats what I like.

Give it a year and she'll be on one of those 'Where are they now?' or 'After they were famous' shows on VH1. Pathetic.

'Mon the Highbury!

Every contestant on the X factor should be strung up by their busker browns, do these people have no shame. 'its always been my life long dream to be famous and sing'.....yes but you see, so do millions of people everywhere have the same dream. WAKE UP AND GET A GRIP FFS! Form a band and work hard and with a bit of luck you'll get somewhere, I'd get a great deal more satisfaction achieving that than being plucked from a shower of idiots and moulded into an industry puppet. I'm sorry for sounding negative but this is something I really don't approve of.

Is there any TV specials on about MJ, seeing as its his birthday?

I watched something on TV last year about the drug gangs in Brazil, not pretty. Young lads getting their heads blown off for not paying off dealers etc, that old woman has probably caused more trouble if anything. She should have been arrested for breach of the peace, cant see our fuzz taking such a light view on filming other peoples private doings!

Here ye go kids, a top notch album from the wee man from Ireland, Paddy Casey. I really really advise you to buy this album 'Living', not a duff song on it. Don't say I'm not good to you.

One day we will be free from the filth and the scum.

I like a bit of slap and tickle though! From a girl that is.

Aye but not when your on the rip in the pub with the boys and they always run up to me stroking my hair, maybe it was the pink t-shirt? Which by the way was a one off! Or the accent, which most of them couldnt understand anyway and that situation gradually got worse when I got pissed. I shall see and register the next time a female to perform this act on me as foreplay then?

'North Country Boy' - The Charlatans My song!

I've no respect for M&M (note use of those wee chocolate guys spelling coz we all know he knicked it from them). Addicted to sleeping pills, hhhmmm, for a man who endorses the use of ecstasy among kids deserves all he gets. I don't condemn drug use whatsoever, just people who demonstrate its use in front of minors. Doesnt M&M realise the effects of ecstasy use? Of course he's gonna be fooked, and a little thirsty, with the occassional nosebleed and paranoia...depression...how long have you got?

You're not wrong kidda!

You think you look three years younger? You wear it well, compliments your features if you know what I mean, some people are natural like that. There was no shortage of birds playing with my hair on holiday, mothering me, I'm 24 FFS!! I AM A MAN. Why do girls do that by the way?

The place in Scotland you can get married too young is called Gretna. We think of everything up here ya see.

He uses percussive words that he changes to suit the beat, some words wont sound the same or fit properly if he doesnt add his own variation of said word.....take a bow Bobo. Eg - English language - Come on, MJ sings - Chamone....you dig?

The police have too much power, I hate everyone of them, not just because they didnt bother their arse to clean up MJ's home but in general, scum of the earth, especially the british constabulary.

Eh excuse me, what wrong with the weather channel?, very educational and warns you of any sunshine coming to Scotland.

Ta! Listen I'll be lucky to see any airport tomorrow. I'll be on the look out for any policewomen or nurses coming my way today, had crazy experiences with strippers throughout the years on my Birthday. They are not what they seem!